* click bait exists* Daily dose of internet: I’m about to end this whole mans career

The bird is me when someone's bothering me. " *Just stay still and they'll go away* "

bro who is this "daily does of internet" guy!!!

That whale just got beached

That cat is so cute. That completely goes against its natural instincts.

Take that Joe Rogan !

"This cat doesn't want this cord to be plugged in..." _Probably because the charger makes a high-pitched oscillating sound when it's charging that's annoying the ever ungodly fuck out of this cat but funny cat cute. :3_

That cat was testing the tenderness of that juicy little morsel !

That cat is a genius. He's prey-batting the bird, but he knows he can't attack it. So he just comprises his instincts and baps it.

“Ineresting”

Thank you for including the music references

The cat is me when I'm trying to socialize in an akward way

0:52. Hey, it’s Cool Guy! 😎

Cat: Let me just feel you Also Cat: You have met my quality meat standards. Bird: Don't move he will go away just stay still I'm not REal.

That’s not a cat that’s a dog and human HAHA

That cat looks exactly like one of my cats

Cat: 1.2% power release!

Wow this person with skateboard is awesome!

The cat's zodiac sign must be Pisces

we not gonna mention the guy in the 2nd clip touched the dogs asshole?

my cat wants to pet my parakeet when it came out of its cage, but when my cat lifted her paw it ran back in Scenario: Parakeet: "ooh the cage door is open! I'm gonna go explore!" (jumps out of the cage, walking on the floor) Cat: "Oh it's out of the cage" (puts body closer to the floor in pounce position, observing parakeet) Parakeet: (walks closer to the cat) Cat: (Sits up staring down at parakeet, lifts paw wanting to touch parakeet) Parakeet: (jumps and flies, landing near cage door and goes back in) Cat: (looks disappointed but starts doing what it was doing, staring outside back door)

At the end was that planes or shooting stars? If shooting stars, why is there so many?

That bird = fat gus

A pet with a pet.

My dog pet a bird with his teeth yesterday. Sad fact -> TRUE STORY

"over thousands of years"

A pet petting a pet. What a wild

"Cat gently pets bird" *Camera goes off... "Cat gently eats bird"

The cat: alright what’s this. The bird: oh $h1t The cat: lets just check because I’ve been fooled many times. Pats* The bird: they’re like dinosaurs, if I stay perfectly still, he won’t see me.

Pov: your looking back at the skateboard one

3:00 me realising the whale could have finished them right there right then in an instant:👁👄👁

2:59 and that’s why I don’t surf if you are deep enough to have something underneath you that big there could be a shark! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

MACH 3 SPEED IS INSULTINGLY SLOW

Cat: a bird +o+ Bird: oh hell no.

I’m glad this guy clearly supports/believes in science theories/ideas.

The cat is checking if his food is fresh or not

idk man, not a fan of pets just being annoying lol. bad training

Wait aren't cats the main predator to birds?

Nah, that cat just checking how tender the meat is

The cats just figuring out if the bird is good to eat.😂

0:52 dancin TITAN

Can cats live with birds ?

Jesus is the way to everlasting life. Humble your self and ask Jesus he will answer you

Can Jesus tell me when my dad is gonna come home with the milk

where can i find that first video? its so cute

0:42 NASA called, they want their telescope back

3:05 no one: Nobody at all: Exploiters in wisteria:

Please where can I find the video about the plate tectonics ?

A Jukin media deve ter passada a mão na monetização

*The "north star" will remain somewhat north-ish for the next couple thousand years, at which point gam. Cephei will take the position.

Pap pap good birb

0:42 did you use the samsung galaxy s20 ultra?

The cat is settling which part is to be cooked and which part to be roasted

Nature: no no that’s not how it’s supposed to be

Q

1:18 just imagine after that a clown just pooped up lol

just imagine being one of those surfers who didnt know that a giant whale was swimming bellow you and you watch this video. . .What would you do or say?

Playing with it's food

Bird : stay calm.. stay calm.... *IM CALM HEH IM VERY CALM!* Cat : =3 Human : *oh wow!*

I don't think the cat was petting the bird because the cats tail was moving a lot which meant it was annoyed and it's pupils were big which is a sine of fear, excitement, or it's getting ready to attack, and it touching the bird also meant it was examining the bird closely to see what it was and what it would do.

1:10 When bus came too late,

1:40. Man: why are you doing that. Cat: cause that's not lightning port

the cat: VANESSA ITS GONNA GIVE YOU A VIRUS DUMB SH-

Plot twist: The cat was actually searching for a critical place to scratch down on.

Every Astronomical Scene in the daily dose of internet is very awesome!

""Tenderize the bird before eating" the cat said softly

2:28 i thought that island under tokyo was the philippines, and then suddenly another one comes from the pacific ocean. So the philippines might've formed from volcanoes.

Um i shall now take a time lapse of the sky because it is so beautiful

2:45 luckily, it's a whale not a shark.

Meat tender the meat for 10 minutes, add salt,....

1:28 man:WAAAAAAAAHH

cat: *must not disturb. must pet gently or bad cat.*

All i read was, “cat lik birb”

The cat wasn;t petting the bird it was saving it and softening it up for his midnight snack

He’s just trying to make sure his meal is still fresh

The cat is like a doctor checking on the brid

Well mannered caqt

The north star does move but its so slight its almost unnoticeable

If the iPhone pro had that much zoom then it would be worth it ;)

The bird: 👁️👄👁️ The cat: 😯✨ Wow.What is this? 🙊

0:43 What. A. Madlad.

0:52 police be like: have you seen this man?

Cat : I want my food to look good.

That first video reminds me of when my cat hugged a bird :(( i miss her

that cat is an Apple user, no plugs

"Did you have a pet?" The cat : "yes"

The cat after Apple inventing the 'Portless Macbook' Visible confusion ^ ^ {`°_°´} ( )

it's funny when cat's get deeply interested in thing's. Just the way their eyes look at it, and then they investigate it even more with a touch.

DDI never clickbaits. One of the more reasons why we are really grateful .

The bird looked like he thought 'I dont know why Im not dead but Im alive so not moving is working'

That cat is so sweet omg awww

The bird- i have nothin to loose

Cat:jus-just let me pet you Birb:mmmmmmmmmm ok

“What a pretty little snack...”

Awwww yes the once HUGE continent called “Pangea” is know all separated into different little continents

Also the continent drift isn’t science. It’s pseudoscience, just some guys idea with absolutely no science.

The earth doesn’t rotate, bro. If it did hot air balloons would move west at a thousand miles per hour at the equator, they don’t. They go up and come back down. Jets can fly for hours and come back to their aircraft carrier and it’s in the exact place where it was. Earth is stationary!

Oh no i had tooo many doses of interne-

0:42 Yess... you can find your dad with this

“NO LAPTOP FOR YOU” -Cat